Most people will know the famous six word story reputed to be from Ernest Hemingway,
For sale, baby shoes, never worn,
or the alternative,
For sale, wedding dress, never worn.
There's also the lost love epic,
Boy finds girl, boy loses girl,
and the defiant (and loosely translated!) one from Edith Piaf,
No, I don't regret a thing.
There's the Roman who said,
I came, I saw, I conquered,
Or my alternative love triangle tale,
She came, I saw, he conquered.
But now that it's autumn my favourite is,
I came, I saw, I conkered.
Well, you've got to try, haven't you?